I took the plunge on Q’s blog and asked to be interviewed on this second go-round of the interview meme.
Just like last time, I’m not following the rules. I can barely find time in my crazy life of normalcy to comment on blogs, much less come up with five interview questions for whoever asks. So the fringe interview meme stops here.
Q interviews fringes, fringes interviews Q.
Enjoy. And yes, it’s really yes.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Why is that?
I don’t really know, sweetie.
Rumor has it that you and I have gone into the adult film business. What is the title of our first adult film?
I was supposed to come up with titles for those things? I totally thought that was the videographer’s job. Damn Gyuss.
You find a magic lamp on the beach and rub it. A genie pops out and says he will grant you three wishes. Assuming world peace has been achieved, what are your three wishes?
You’re assuming I would have even wished for world peace in the first place. Your baby is self-centered and smart enough to know that world peace is nothing to waste a perfectly good wish on. I’d wish for an organized closet lined with cedar shelves filled with beautiful designer shoes that won’t make my feet ache. I’d wish for Buttercup’s miraculous healing from her brain injury. I’d wish for a nice trip with my honey bear. A cruise, perhaps.
You find yourself on a deserted island after your cruise ship has sunk. There doesn’t appear to be any survivors. What is the first thing you do after you wake up? What are the chances you would say yes to a marriage proposal?
You mean no survivors but me and you, right? The first thing I’d do after waking up is hope part of the kitchen crew also survived. We’d be hungry. After Belgian waffles and a near-death experience, I’d say my chances of saying yes to a marriage proposal are 100 percent.
Assuming a favorable response to Part B of Question Four, will you marry me?
Yes, yes and um, uh, yes. Yes.
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