traveling where I should have been all along

I will begin looking for a new job after the kids return to school in September.

Did I tell you that already? That sentence sounds familiar.

Anyway, taking a vacation and making a few household corrections is the plan. Have you heard about the thing that teens are doing with their camera phones and their, uh, genitalia? Neither had I until last week which for me turned into a flurry of explanations (“this is not your fault, you did nothing to make him send that to you”) cell phone number changing, number blocking and police involvement. Waiting now to hear if the boy’s parents have been notified. Nice, eh?

Bike camp is in less than two weeks. My Mac book  has been replaced by a navigation system for my car. I get lost walking with Jordan around the apartment complex, so it’s best I not hit the road with two kids and a baby without a British lady telling me where to turn for eight hours. Plus, it has a plug-in for my iPod, so the British lady can also change my tracks upon command. I’m more excited about that than I ever was about the Mac book.

I might start writing again, but will superstitiously not talk about that too much in this space.

Also: Q. That’s all I am saying about that, too, except for a little mood music…