photoshop is breaking up with me because I’m not a good listener

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My original plan was to have all these great and greatly paying clients lined up, so that while I was working happily from my home office, I would weave between projects my book learnin’ and creative writin’.

The more I have to do, the better I am at multiple tasks. If I have only one thing to do each day (hey there, housecleaning), nothing much at all gets checked off on the to-do list.

So here we are with all these books I bought, and I’ve cracked the spine on only two of them. Not to read them, mind you, to loose the vampire bats cowering within. Meaning: I still have no idea what I’m doing in Photoshop and, out of three hundred daily photos, three of them survive the delete key. Red eye? Can’t remove it. Blur? Can’t sharpen it.  No idea what a layer is, but I can saturate the hell out of a photo, and I loves me some black and white filter.

My latest victims subjects:

Ehren and my niece

and my niece

all six grandchildren for the first time

all six grandchildren for the first time

messing with hues and saturation

messing with hues and saturation

4 Responses to photoshop is breaking up with me because I’m not a good listener
  1. Erica
    November 8, 2009 | 10:39 pm

    Good thing your kids are so cute, even in, um, green.

  2. fringes
    November 9, 2009 | 8:18 am

    Which is why I love the black and white filter to cover up my editing mistakes. Sigh…

  3. Motormouth
    November 9, 2009 | 8:37 am

    Call me and I’ll give you the P-shop crash course in why layers are the best thing EVER.

  4. fringes
    November 9, 2009 | 12:36 pm

    The phone is my mortal enemy these days, but I will try during a baby nap during which I am also not napping. Especially for something that is a best thing ever.

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