Witty intro to minor complaint
Justification for complaint
Acknowledgement of first world slant to minor complaint; no one is on the dirt floor of a mud hut dying of malaria over here
Bright spots
Bright sides
Sunny conclusion to minor complaint
Call for comments that always make me feel better in my self-indulgence. Like chocolate syrup over homemade vanilla ice cream…
Positive, encouraging and supportive comment.
Expression of affection.
Random related factoid that brings the topic around to me. Self-deprecating remark comparing the two of us that makes you look good.
Expression of good wishes.
Voix is dying for you to read a brief introduction to new readers
Obligatory, yet sincere expression of gratitude for your response.
I love (other peoples’) homemade ice cream.
I can’t dance because I have a blister on my bunion.
Christine is dying for you to read Nice is a Bitch
My grandfather made the best homemade ice cream followed very closely by my dad. They each thought it was too much trouble, so we generally bought Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla from the store. It’s just as yummy, but without the hand cranking.
Sorry about the injured bunion.
I actually only pretend to have a bunion to make my sister feel better about hers. So what I really have is a blister on my fake bunion. But it still hurts.
Christine is dying for you to read Nice is a Bitch
You rock!
Love the sun, needed it today.
Was @ Urgent Care all nite. Youngest broke his arm. Goin to ortho later.
I needs me some homemade peach ice cream.
I must commend you on the proper grammar in your last sentence. It is indeed “I needs me some” or “I loves me some” as all Southerners know. Finally, I don’t have to correct somebody on the phraseology!