
Prince kidnapped my post

My father’s first church was called South Park Community Parish. What a great name. My dad has always been quite ecumenical and inclusive. “Parish”, to me, is warmer and more welcoming than “church”. Church can bite my butt.

I wasn’t always so, let’s say, attuned to the shower ideology.

Once my prayers moved from “Dear God” to “Dude, seriously, wtf?” I knew it was time for me to step away from the deity.