Tag Archive: how not to be a real black person

the truth about it all

  I’ve been spending a great deal of time reading and reviewing other people’s blogs, a labor of love and, sometimes, money. I know you think what I’m about to say next: since I’ve been wrapped up in other people’s blog projects, that’s why I’ve been neglecting my own. Not true. I regularly neglect free…

a million little fringes

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The opening scene of whatever story I may write has hazily formed in the past few days. I may begin to put it on paper sooner than later, we’ll see. My kids claim when I say we’ll see, I’m actually saying no, but I say it means we’ll see. We’ll see.

more popular than when the googlebot thought I was running a porn site

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Somehow, “free fringes” doesn’t bring in nearly as much random traffic as “naked pictures of your mom

relax yourselves, dairy farmers, we got this one

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As you all know by now, my new job plan is to apply, be rejected, rinse lather repeat for the next 600 years. It’s working well but for the no paycheck part, and it gives me an excuse to start drinking before noon.

Negro in three places

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Has anyone else noticed that the race field has been dropped from the birth certificate?

caramel, milk chocolate, strawberry swirl

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ramblings

Yaobama

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mixing topics like peanut butter and pickles