
Picked up this meme at Danny Miller’s Jew Eat Yet, and I had to try it.

Picked up this meme at Danny Miller’s Jew Eat Yet, and I had to try it.

The opening scene of whatever story I may write has hazily formed in the past few days. I may begin to put it on paper sooner than later, we’ll see. My kids claim when I say we’ll see, I’m actually saying no, but I say it means we’ll see. We’ll see.

Last year, my birthday went by in such a 38-weeks-pregnant haze that for the entire year, I thought I was still 40 years old. This year, in a half-effort to pay more attention to myself, I’m acknowledging my birthday 1. in advance, which I rarely do and 2. buying myself stuff, which: always.

I’ve had only one past life that I can remember. I was a man in my mid-forties at some point. Well-off financially living in either the late 1700s or early 1800s. I favored a hand-tailored brown suit and was irritated by modern technological advances.