
The skies opened, and junk food bounced along the sidewalks.

The skies opened, and junk food bounced along the sidewalks.

That was actually Jay-Z’s original hook until Kanye stormed the recording session and all hell broke loose. After recovering his train of thought and having Kanye forcibly removed from the building, the lyrics were re-written to more specifically assert Hova’s misogyny royale and world domination of Battleship.

Happy birthday, Jordan!

I have never been a stereotypical single mom. I was never given the chance to be, thank goodness.

I have a naked visitor standing next to me at the refrigerator, so excuse me as I remand him to bed. Perhaps, in my next post, my brain, still unmedicated, will entertain you more coherently. No promises, though.